November 2011
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Trap
Life is a trap, death is a release. - winkatus.com
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October 2011
16 posts
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Socks
I tried throwing all my socks away, but I got cold feet. - winkatus.com
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One way
Female drivers are the reason people look both ways when crossing a one way street. - winkatus.com
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Money
If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can’t buy - winkatus.com
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Napping
I take back all the times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger. - winkatus.com
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Tans
When a guy asks to see your tan lines, he’s looking for a free viewing sample. - winkatus
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Primitive
One man’s primitivity is another man’s advancement. - winkatus.com
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Treasures
The greatest treasures are those invisible to the eye but found by the heart. - winkatus.com
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Karma
I want to open a new restaurant called Karma. There won’t be a menu, we’ll just give you what you deserve. - winkatus.com
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September 2011
12 posts
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Whores
Why do guys shun virgins and praise whores? - winkatus.com
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Sleep
Every time we go to bed, we subconsciously count how many hours of sleep we’re going to get. - winkatus.com
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Talk
When all is said and done, more is always said than done. - winkatus.com
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Rings
Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up. - winkatus.com
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Eye
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If you were blind you would want neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine cars. - winkatus.com
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Alcohol
Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it. - winkatus.com
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July 2011
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Options
Never allow someone to be your priority whilst allowing yourself to be their option. - winkatus.com
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Picnic
Don’t focus on the one person who hates you. You don’t go to the park and set your picnic down next to the only pile of dog shit. - winkatus.com
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Brains
Wise people follow their brain, not their heart. - winkatus.com
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Anger
The speed in which a woman says “nothing” when asked “what’s wrong?” is inversely proportional to the severity of the coming storm. - winkatus.com
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Slushie
Slushie tastes like summer. - winkatus.com
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Triangles
You can never trust a triangle, he always has 3 points of view. - winkatus.com
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Family
Other things may change us, but we start and end with family. - winkatus.com
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Battle
The harder the battle, the sweeter the victory. - winkatus.com
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Regrets
If only. Those must be the two saddest words in the world. - winkatus.com
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Teabags
A woman is like a tea bag, you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. - winkatus.com
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